How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is my gift to your gina
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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