Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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