Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
