she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
