if i died would you start the facebook group?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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