So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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