I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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