His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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