More tranny stories later!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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