we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
