Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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