Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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