Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
