I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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