Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He felt like a one man threesome
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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