oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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