u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This is the high leading the old right now
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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