She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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