Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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