But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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