I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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