He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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