Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
