Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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