so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
