The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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