My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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