But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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