so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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