You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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