the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
