hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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