Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize