Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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