Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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