But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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