Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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