Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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