remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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