She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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