so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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