Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Duck Duck Cougar?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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