just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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