yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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