The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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