I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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