i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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