I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
May the power of my ass compel you!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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