They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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