K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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