So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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