he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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