I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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