**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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