quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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