Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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